Thursday, October 24, 2013

Boyfriend Application

Boyfriend Application
Here is my resumé:
White, Joseph B
DOB- July 12,1986
Current age (27)
Height-5'8
Weight-210 lbs
Black hair, brown eyes
Average build
I don't smoke. I don't do drugs.
I don't have kids.
I drink every now and then, all things in moderation.
I work out when I feel like it, I'm not a workout nut or health extraordinaire.
I have an excellent source of income with my current job.
I have my own place. I have my own car, PT cruiser and I love it.
I studied English at Biola university.
I have no history of mental illness.
My favorite sports teams are the Chicago Bulls and the Chicago Bears.
I'm not one who cheats.
I cook very rarely.
I have three siblings, two brothers and one sister.
I am a Christian and darn proud of it. I'm not ashamed of the gospel.
My political persuasion leans from moderate to conservative with a hint of libertarian.
I don't have any piercings or tattoos but I do appreciate anyone who does.
My favorite movie of all time is the matrix.
My top three favorite music genres are Alternative Rock, R&B, and Country.
My idea of a perfect date is going to dinner and a movie followed by a coffehouse for conversation. Yes, I'm old-fashioned.
I always open doors and imbue chivalry at all times.
I believe in giving women the ultimate respect, trust and attention.
I would like to have equal footing with any potential. We don't have to think alike or make the same money we just should have mutual respect for each other. Accept me for who I am because I don't judge and I'm very open minded. I'm single.
I have a past and it is filled with exes but thankfully no drama.
I would just like to share Love and the connection of what it means.
My true friends are references of the type of gentleman I am; I'm sure they could provide a great recommendation.

I hereby certify that the information given by me in this application is true to my knowledge and I give you the authorization to verify it using any means you deem appropriate.

Joseph B White

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Do you have room for one friend?

Do you have room for one friend?

It's a necessary question in todays time. Everyone is so full of their own world they've created. It must be so comfortable. However, there's always that one person whom you neglect. One person that gets the short end of the stick. Do you even know who that person is? Do you know his or her name? Are you aware that person even exists? This person is well-mannered, has respect for everything and is genuinely kind. Is this person not worthy of your time? Do you spare five minutes? It's too easy to say you don't have time. But if you never take time how can you ever have time? Maybe this person invited you to a nice sunday lunch or perhaps a quiet afternoon at the park. Perhaps he or she wanted to see a movie with you. This type of friend opened the doors of their place to you but is still neglected and disrespected. Yet you have the audacity to call this person, "friend." Maybe you should read the definition of that word. It takes a friend to be a friend. Not only is friend but a word, what matters the most about this particular word is the connection the word implies. Just like love. When you say you love someone, the word itself means nothing. But the connection and meaning behind the word is the true power of that said emotion. Some people say there are different levels and types of friends. That just might be true. I still envision that when someone says friend, they mean that this is someone they care for, respect and trust. If you have a friend of the opposite sex this could potentially lead down to the path of companionship, i.e. boyfriend/girlfriend. Now, this is not always the case but it is possible. So, the person you have excluded is probably one if the best people you should have in your life. Who wouldn't want a positive force in their life? Perhaps some people just have to grow up. Maybe they're just not ready yet. The sad part is some of you already have made up minds and will continue filling your world with poison to the point where your beacon of light will be nothing more than a flicker of a flame. You don't have to ask what sparked this. You only need to know that still now, even today, there is at least one person who is looking for room. You may even call this person a friend. Hopefully you decide to examine your life and the choices you've made. It's time to let in the positive energy and let go of the negative influence. Just ask yourself one question; do you have room for one friend?

Thursday, October 17, 2013

My Only Outlet

This is my only outlet. I have waned off of facebook and twitter. Hopefully I can write more and post more on this blog. A lot of things has happened as of late. We still have a government that doesn't care about it's people. Laws are being broken everywhere you turn. Family has its uphill battles. Friends are only around for convenience. What more can I say? The walking dead is back on AMC but I say the zombies are here in real life walking around with their heads down and eyes glued to their giant screens on their smartphones. And what is it with these women today. Does and girl know what the heck she wants? Don't say you want the good guy who will treat you right and always be there for you because that's bullcrap. You don't really want a nice guy. Nice guys are always getting the last draw or sometimes no draw at all. I am of the creed of chivalry. I put women first. I respect a lady. Yet I observe you women chasing after douchebags that don't deserve you. Anyway, there's obamacare and the affordable care which people don't realize is the same thing. All of it just a ploy to steal more info from you and track your every move. America reached the fiscal cliff and was able to come to an agreement in the eleventh hour. It's amazing that these sheep walk around never taking notice of the world in which they live. I observe everything. I can see the entire formula. I'm going to close this rant with my three personal principles by which I live. "Truth, Justice and Respect." This is my motto. It's what keeps me going. Those of you who read this will understand it, some won't bother. That's okay, one day they will see what I see. My hope is that it won't be too late.