Boyfriend Application

Boyfriend Application
Here is my resumé:
White, Joseph B
DOB- July 12,1986
Current age (27)
Height-5'8
Weight-210 lbs
Black hair, brown eyes
Average build
I don't smoke. I don't do drugs.
I don't have kids.
I drink every now and then, all things in moderation.
I work out when I feel like it, I'm not a workout nut or health extraordinaire.
I have an excellent source of income with my current job.
I have my own place. I have my own car, PT cruiser and I love it.
I studied English at Biola university.
I have no history of mental illness.
My favorite sports teams are the Chicago Bulls and the Chicago Bears.
I'm not one who cheats.
I cook very rarely.
I have three siblings, two brothers and one sister.
I am a Christian and darn proud of it. I'm not ashamed of the gospel.
My political persuasion leans from moderate to conservative with a hint of libertarian.
I don't have any piercings or tattoos but I do appreciate anyone who does.
My favorite movie of all time is the matrix.
My top three favorite music genres are Alternative Rock, R&B, and Country.
My idea of a perfect date is going to dinner and a movie followed by a coffehouse for conversation. Yes, I'm old-fashioned.
I always open doors and imbue chivalry at all times.
I believe in giving women the ultimate respect, trust and attention.
I would like to have equal footing with any potential. We don't have to think alike or make the same money we just should have mutual respect for each other. Accept me for who I am because I don't judge and I'm very open minded. I'm single.
I have a past and it is filled with exes but thankfully no drama.
I would just like to share Love and the connection of what it means.
My true friends are references of the type of gentleman I am; I'm sure they could provide a great recommendation.

I hereby certify that the information given by me in this application is true to my knowledge and I give you the authorization to verify it using any means you deem appropriate.

Joseph B White